reasons why if you’ve never watched scrubs you should just fix that shit as soon as possible: jordan sullivan
- Jordan Godzilla Sullivan
- 'Keep moving, fetus-face.'
- 'You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee. Guess what, Missy, this is my house. You and Mr. Chestless here are over. So move on! Cause if you don't, I'm going to turn your little lame liason into a threesome, starring yours truly. And I don't kiss nice.'
- she’s dead inside
- 'I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know you'd be so upset! I'll call her and tell her not to come! …How weird would it be if I was like that?!'
- 'Helping someone move is like oral sex, you do it once and they owe you for life.'
- 'Welcome home, Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try to keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big, I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day.'
- 'I need to be horrible to someone.'